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I refuse to wear a neon orage dress with brown flowers.

Im going to leave nordinho for a bit because...

my wife has left me, my career is in ruins, my parents have filed a missing persons report, and my dog has starved to death. Not to mention the hemorrhoids I have developed from sitting in this broken down office chair for hours on end, the carpal tunnel syndrome that I have developed, or the failling eyesight that has caused me to lean into the screen so much that I have strained my lower back. Damn you Nordinho!

I decided to chug that aquarium water because...

(hmmm its gonna be hard to match mpadfields answer but here goes)

I decided to chug that aquarium becaouse i just came back from the desert where i had been stranded for days till steve erwin the crocodile hunter saved me. I was hungry and thirsty and i just figured id kill three birds with one stone and drank the water swallowed the fish and ate the lil vegetables at the bottom, only to find out that they were fake.....

i put my little brother in the dryer because...

His diaper was wet and he was stinky so I added a handful of dryer sheets so he would come out nice a fluffy and smell really good.

I shaved my neighbors dog..............

because he was lying all day on my door step carpet and it was fully of white uggly dog hair!

My neighbour is always watching what is going on from his little window because...

because he lives alone and has no life, and not forgetting the fact that he lives across the street from an all girl sorority house and a modeling agency, and then theres the fact that he nailed his hand to the window sill accidently and is such a recluse that none have ever come to visit/help him. poor soul.

I walked under a ladder holding a black cat in my path, smoking a cancer stick, on friday the 13th, and then was surprised when i had bad luck because....

i was going out and i run out of my favourite red nail polish and all shops were closed! So they are right about saying that smoking a cancer stick is a bad bad ...luck!

You know all i wanted is avoiding you mother but still you invited her just because....

You really want us to get along after 10 years of hating each other.




I made a cake for your party and then don't have it with me because...

well my brother ate it all.

I dropped the bowling ball on your foot because...

I thought I saw a spider. You know that spiders like dark and musty places, so what better home than in the rack of rental shoes at a bowling alley? My brother-in-law nearly lost his foot to a brown recluse spider bite he got when wearing bowling shoes. (Think of that the next time you go bowling.)

If Bert and Ernie really are gay...