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DANG! I was too slow on the last one (stupid phone call interrupting my Nordinho time), but I like it so I am leaving it...

I can't believe you have to ask after you swapped the tubes of toothpaste and foot fungus cream and then stood there smiling while I bathed my feet and brushed my teeth. I am starting to regret that you found your way back to me from Blackpool when I went to Tibet after the dog watering bit. I hope it spreads to your nether-regions.




those new cameras on the stop lights will ensure that you get a ticket.

I laughed so hard that snot came out of my nose when you got fired because...

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Hhmmph.. After wishing my poison ivy spread to my nether regions (and it did btw!) YOU have to ask... Besides... I'm sleeping with your boss. :badgrin:


I didn't apoligize for blowing snot out of my nose and onto your shirt because...

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accidents do happen you know!:duckie:

Wow you got all these present for me out of the blue just because...

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Well I did feel bad for not giving you my kidney and I figure I won't have long to buy you presents so I better ease my guilty feelings before it's too late... :tongue:



I didn't leave you money for your cab ride home, even though I knew you were broke and couldn't pay the taxi driver because...

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...I like to see you squirm.

Oh, I'm so sorry but I had to let your 6 ft python out of its tank because ...

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the huge rat you were keeping escaped and I thought the python would have better luck catching it than I would...


I didn't put the lid on your cricket enclosure because...

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It really is inhumane to keep all of those British athletes locked up. And I was getting tired of fetching their ball when they hit it through the "enclosure".

I sent your mother that picture of my pimply behind because...

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:lol9: That's not the type of crickets I meant but that certainly paints an amusing picture...

your mom blackmailed me into it.. she's into things like that.


I didn't put up the missing dog flyers you asked me to because.....

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because I decided I would save a few cents for my Origami class, and well hey.. paper doesnt grow on trees.

I grew a large mushroom in your kitchen sink while you were abroad, and when you came back I pointed the finger at your hired help because...

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(I was aware of that Pixiee, but I had been drinking and it made me giggle.)


I didn't realize two things: 1. That is one of those illegal "magic" mushrooms. 2. You would meet a DEA agent on your cruise and bring him home with you. Faced with federal pen time, I decided to be a coward.

I kick your dog every time you leave the room because...