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because I was fed up with your neglect and wanted you to pay me some attention at last!

I lied to you that I have a twin sister because...

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the girl that works in that jewelery shop looks so much like me i wanted to see your reaction!

thanks to you i had a long weekend full of good friends but most of all i will never forget it because...

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We had a horrible fight and I never want to talk with you again! :cry:

The homeless man asked you to buy him a cup of coffee but you refused because...

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have asked him before for some money to take the bus and he said no!

i dont know why i listen to you in the first place! i shouldnt have done that because...

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...because you don't know anything about life and all you have said till now has proven to be a bullshit.

I didn't want to get you any flowers because I know you don't like getting them, but I brought you some roses because...

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... everyone knows that when you sleep with your girlfriend's sister, no matter how drunk you were, you have to buy some roses.

I sent that one embarassing picture of you to the newspaper because...

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hahah that was funny, mpadfield :joy:

...because I really wanted to show your parents how you look like when you have no money for any clothes.

I didn't want to break you computer at the beginning, but afterwards I broke it and I even enjoyed it because...

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I saw that you were sending nudey pictures of me to all your friends so opps there went your computer.

I lit your bed on fire because...

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what can I say.. Im just that good a lover :winky:

I signed you up for the army for a few years (give or take) because..

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I shaved your head and wrote on you while you were asleep.

I sold you my car beacuse..