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he's so much manlier than you are :tongue:


I made mty supervisor cry because...

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I gave a 3 nine year old kids a million dollar loan... because they fooled me into thinking they were 37 by standing on each others shoulders and wearing a trench coat with a beer.

I managed to never wash the dishes because...

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I've always had someone who does it for me! :biggrin:

I didn't clean the bathroom the other day like I said I would because...

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I saw that you peed all over the floor so I figured you hsould clean it up... you have made the bigest mess in this bathroom.

I spilt lotion in your bed and didnt clean it up because...

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...It made your bed smell nicer than it did? :lol:

I set my dog on your biggest and fluffiest teddy bear because...

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He needed more than your... come one 200 teddy bears is just a little to many dont you think?

I stole all the candles and flashlights and hid them during the black out because...

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...I'm a vampire - no, honestly I am! I love the darkness... :zlaugh:

I chucked your computer out of the window because...

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It called me fat and tried to get me to buy diet pills... does my butt look big in these pants hunny

I ran and hid when I saw the snow because...

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I'm just that sick and tired of winter and I know spring isn't coming yet... Hibernation, hell why not? Bears do it... :cheesy:


I can't shovel the walkway because..

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my shovel broke during our last wind storm.

I tried to fix your window that I broke because ...