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I was lost in the jungle on that day and didn't have access to a phone!

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I gambled away all of our money at the casino because...

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...I have this problem, you see, and I just never know when to stop!!

I used to be so happy to see you but now I'm not because ...

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everytime I see you face I remeber the day you let go of my hand when I was hanging off the side off the cliff.

I finally talked to you again because...

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I forgave you for forgetting my birthday after I forgot yours! :lol9:

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You can't come visit me at my house any more because...

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I left the gas on in a poor man's attempt at getting rid of those roaches. Well, they think that in a strange twist of fate, a line of ants was walking past my window carrying little shards of glass that focused the sun's rays to white hot points which increased the temperature to an explosive level. So, I was wondering if you maybe needed a roommate for a bit?

I intentionally dropped your stamp collection down the gap between the hall and the elevator because...

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all stamps that you had in there were tored and scratched. I told you thousand times they have no value! ts ts ts

I know its spring time, i know its time for pick nicks, i know you like me around you but i dont wont to go to that pic nick because...

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because whenever we go to the park for picnics you always sing Koombaya, and well, to be honest you just look rediculous in your "Kiss the chef" apron singing that song.
Remember last time, how that little child cried because of you? yeah enough said.

I threw a surprise party for you and didnt invite you because....

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I found out too late that you had a hot date that night and I didn't want to ruin it for you! :biggrin:

I forgot to tell you that you boss called and fired you last night, and just let you go to work this morning because...

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...because I didn't want to be the person that would hurt you so much :sorry: .

Yesterday, when you wanted us to go to a restaurant, I lied to you that I had sprained my ankle because...

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...I really don't want to be seen in public with you.

I went out on a date with your father because...