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to let you eat them in bed when you are hungry while you are sleeping..

i cut off some of you hair because..

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I decided you had to much and the poor cancer kids needed hair to make a wig.. how could I say no.

Sorry I wrote balls on your forehead when you were passed out but ....

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thats your reward for writing "idiot" on my head last week

I stopped being your support partner while you were trying to lose weight, and yes I know I thought it was really funny to call you "sweet cheeks", and "jelly belly" but I had a good reason really, it was because....

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your just so nice and sweet and all that I thought the names I called you should reflect that... plus it was fun.

I kicked you out of my house because...

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i just mob the floor with that special super duper shiny liquid!

I think its time us both sit down and talk seriously because...

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you dont seem to be getting the fact that grabing strangers tushes is simply not tollerated in this wonderful land we call home so we need to get you to understand this.

I am not going ot call you anymore because...

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you no longer tickle my fancy. I am running off to the Congo with our pilates instructor 'cause she is so bendy! By the way the cable bill is overdue. Later...

I refuse to help you remove the splinter from your finger because...

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you're finger is fat and green

i don't want to go and buy loads of stuff for a school trip because

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I always by to much and end up having to share with everyone else, which isn't really a bad thing.

I took my shoestrings out of my shoes because

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I am simply way to lazy to tie them and I figured the world was tired of having me trip into them.

I didnt cook you super because...