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well the strangest thing happened... I was about to do it when the doorbell rang. So I answered it right, and this guy in a black suit was there, and he asked me would I like to do a special assignment for the good of the nation.... long story short.... I told him no, and when I went back inside I saw that Oprah was on tv so I just never got around to doing the laundry...


I left home without a mention to the fact that I would be living with missionaries in Peru for a year because....

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well simply put I couldnt help but go...for the following reasions
1. I would be doing good deeds and after the year of missbehaving Ive had it seems I need to change the road Ive been traveling
2. Im simply sick and tired of you and your crap so I decided to run as far away from it as I could. Have a nice life.

I smeared red paint all over your chest because...

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I just finished watching the movie Carrie and I thought you were possessed by the devil. :devil:

I dug up your whole yard because...

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I just finished watching the movie Encino Man, and well ok... im sorry alright....

I had to borrow your pet guinea pigs and when I gave them back they were all mutes because....

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because they were very annoying, so i was terribly sorry that several slaps on them made them mute.

i'm sorry but i will not let my cousin marry you, because

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are not her type and thatz just the way I feel about it!!!!

But, I want to marry your cousin because......

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i want to be related to you wiht out being "related" to you

i smash my head against brick walls because...

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I felt my head had become useless and figured I should atleast have some fun with it.

I refused to listen to you sappy story about your boyfriends and yourself because...

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they bore me to tears.

I gave up trying to contact you because ...

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I kept forgeting and well I figured I should stop putting my mind through the stress of remembering. so maybe now I might remeber but dont count on it.

I put chocolate in you bed because...