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Roll of Quarters, where quarters have been glued together

1. make a prettend quarter tower
2. throw at someone you dislike
3. bring to make and let them sort it out, lol

Empty spray bottle

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Empty spray bottle

1. Put it in your china cabinet, so people wonder "Why does she have an empty spray bottle in her china cabinet?"
2. Tap on it, and begin your own stupid instrument band
3 on hot days, squeeze the trigger to give yourself a little blast of air

The paper wrapper from a straw

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The paper wrapper from a straw

1. Use it as a pencil wrapper
2. Put lenses at each end and use it as a telescope
3. Cut it in half to use it as earrings

Broken Air Conditioner

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Broken Air Conditioner

1. put a cover over it and use it as a small table
2. throw it off a tall building and see how hard it smashes
3. get rid of it

Plastic snowflake

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plastic snowflake

1. hang it on your Christmas tree
2. Play ninja and use it as a chinese star
3. hang it on your necklace

a tire

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Tire

1. Carry it around muttering 'I know I parked it around here somewhere...'
2. Wear it around your waist with suspenders--no more cluttered pockets!
3. Cut it in half, put both halves flat side down on the ground and scream 'Run! A land serpent!'

A burnt out light bulb

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A burnt out light bulb

1. Hold it over your head so people see you really don't have any ideas
2. smash it, and make a really boring mosaic with the glass shards
3. put it back in the box, and try to return it to the store

a fork, with two tines missing

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A fork with two tines missing

1. Splay the two tines out on angles to have a lovely, metal letter 'Y' (be the envy of all your friends...)
2. Match them up with another two-tined fork to have the basis of a metal set of teeth, should your own cease to work
3. Add a foam ball to the end of the handle to make a delightful, cuddly bedtime dolly for your child (with a bit of bending effort it really walks!).

A stick of lip balm with the plastic casing/container missing

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A stick of lip balm with the plastic casing/container missing

1. put it in the sun and watch it melt
2. squeeze in my hands and be gross, lol
3. rub all over someones face to be mean, ha

A dried leaf

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A dried leaf

1. Make the world's smallest wreath
2. Roll into a piece of paper for a hardly-satisfying alternative to tobacco (depending on the leaf)
3. Light it on fire to send emergency smoke signals

A fresh fig in a ceramic bowl