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Dorv=) 06-15-2007 11:23 PM

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a stick of lipbalm:

- Use it on your saxophone so that it would be easier to attach the mouthpiece.
- Make a lipbalm sauge for chicken.
- Eat it to help with headaches (it contains aspirin).

A chainsaw.

K'Lyn 06-16-2007 10:14 PM

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a chainsaw

1. to cut down trees/wood
2. to use as a Hallowe'en prop when going as the dude from Chainsaw Massacre
3. to use as a threatening tool when kiddies get out of hand! :lol:

an old football helmet

Nefertiti 06-17-2007 02:30 AM

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old football helmet

1. to use in a football game
2. as a plant holder
3. as a wastepaper basket

an old paper shredder

Dorv=) 06-17-2007 12:11 PM

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an old paper shredder

1. To shread paper
2. To shread your friends' fingers
3. To throw out the window at unsuspecting bystanders

A dusty carpet

K'Lyn 06-19-2007 02:01 AM

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A dusty carpet

1. the ideal thing to test out a new vacuum
2. use to carpet a section of the garage
3. roll it up, tie it up and use as a practice piece for log tossing

a broken piano accordion

Arno 06-19-2007 12:39 PM

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a broken piano accordion

1. The bellows are very useful for getting a campfire started.

2. The (wooden) keys would make a good fuel.

3. Use it for busking; the people in the street will love the absence of sound, and one can pretend to be a Maestro, when in fact you're a klutz...

Oyster shells

K'Lyn 06-19-2007 10:56 PM

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Oyster shells

1. clean, dry and lacquer and place by bath sink to use as a ring holder for when washing hands.
2. clean, dry and lacquer and use to hold paints for small craft projects
3. clean and dry and reuse to serve seafoord hors'deurves.

a stapler remover

BJRed 06-20-2007 02:41 PM

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a staple remover

1. dandy way to remove spiders from your home
2. great way to pick up embedded play dough in the carpet
3. always useful for removing husbands from the kitchen(pinch,pinch)


charcoal briquettes

K'Lyn 06-21-2007 01:43 AM

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You're so flamin' hilarious!!!! :rotfl:

charcoal briquettes

1. to use for bbq-ing
2. to use as a facial shadowing for going incognito
3. crumple and place at bottom of starter plants

Scrabble game tiles

Speedracer 06-21-2007 08:05 AM

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Scrabble game tiles

1. To use during the game itself
2. To make a name for your kids toy chest, bedroom door, etc or other things.
3. To label your stuff so the missus doesn't use your stuff.

Dog Collar

K'Lyn 06-22-2007 01:35 AM

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Dog collar, eh??

dog collar

1. to put around your dog's neck
2. to put around your spouse's neck and tie a rope to it when you go to parties .. .:whistling
3. put around your own neck and act like you're a punk rocker

a horse's saddle

Speedracer 06-22-2007 09:00 AM

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nice job K. :winky:

a horse's saddle

1. To use on a horse
2. Cool decoration for my cowboy bar.
3. Tie to the end of the pick-up truck and practice your rodeo skills.

old disco record

K'Lyn 06-26-2007 03:09 AM

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Thanks, darlin'! :hug3

old disco record

1. play at your retro parties
2. use as a base for a serving tray
3. practice your frisbee skills (be careful though)

a plastic tablecloth

rosalie 06-27-2007 01:55 AM

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A Plastic tablecloth

1. Use it as a cape to be a superhero

2. Cover up a horrible stain on the carpet.

3. Use it as a sledge in the snow.

A pair of tweezers

K'Lyn 06-27-2007 02:17 AM

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A pair of tweezers

1. to pluck eyebrows
2. to remove splinters in flesh
3. to pick up something nasty that you really wouldn't want to touch with your own fingers...

a shower cap

npfan 06-27-2007 07:04 AM

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a shower cap

1. to cover your hair when showering
2. to have your grandma wear for a "classical" look
3. to use as a paper bag to breathe in and out

an earring

Sexie 06-27-2007 03:28 PM

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an earring

1 to wear in your ear as an fashion item
2 to clean under your nails with (yuck)
3 to poke someone with and inflic pain

A hairbrush

BJRed 06-27-2007 05:19 PM

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A Hairbrush

1. nifty carpet scrubber
2. good way to clean cobwebs out of corners
3. substitute dog brush *note: DO NOT use your husbands!(sheesh, what a grouch:rolleyes: )


Christmas tree tinsel

K'Lyn 06-30-2007 02:27 AM

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:rotfl: You kill me, BJ!!!


Christmas tree tinsel

1. to decorate your tree with (duh!!!)
2. to use in place of a boa when you're hard-up for some role-playing
3. to tie your hair up with during those festive holidays!

a shot of tequila

BJRed 07-02-2007 04:24 AM

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;) K'Lyn

A shot of tequila


1. clean those oil stains from concrete drives
2. old varnish remover
3. overnight guest seditative


compost

K'Lyn 07-03-2007 01:50 AM

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heeheehee ....


compost

1. to use as eventual fertilizer for your yard (or whatever)
2. to add to that pot of stew to serve unwanted guests. :whistling
3. to bag, light fire to and leave at your annoying neighbours front door

a drainpipe

BJRed 07-06-2007 05:51 PM

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LMAO!!!!!

a drainpipe

1. afix to twin beds for substitute ladder
2. tape newspaper to one end for really loud kazoo.
3. hang out window to eavesdrop on neighbor living below you.

a fake mustache

npfan 07-06-2007 07:30 PM

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a fake mustache

1. to act older
2. to get into clubs you're too young for
3. try to get around underage laws

a wooden cane

K'Lyn 07-07-2007 12:36 AM

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a wooden cane

1. to beat and dust out your cushions with
2. to pretend you have a bum foot when you're trying to get out of that hiking trip
3. to use as a threatening tool for those pesky neighbour kids

your father's old army boots

BJRed 07-08-2007 03:19 AM

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your father's old army boots


1. bronze and use for bookends
2. planters for english ivy
3. shine up and give to your goth kid:sobbing:

an 8x12 picture of an ex

Speedracer 07-08-2007 11:52 AM

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an 8x12 picture of an ex

1. rip up piece by piece and play "she loves me, she loves me not".
2. Use as a dart board.
3. Draw a mustache and beard with a colored out tooth, and fake glasses.

A nonfunctioning iron.

BJRed 07-08-2007 03:54 PM

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a nonfuctioning iron


1. cover with colorful cloth and use as a doorstop (I really did this, quite useful,lol)
2. attach long handle and use as spider-squasher on ceiling
3. paint and use as avant-garde accent piece


hair curlers

K'Lyn 07-09-2007 10:02 PM

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hair curlers

1. to curl your hair!! :arms:
2. arrange and cover with a piece of board and use as a child's toy carrier vehicle. :lol:
3. use as pet doggie's fetch toy.

an old album jacket

rosalie 09-26-2007 03:33 AM

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an old album jacket

1. Keep old vinyl records in (of course :biggrin:)

2. Use as a pirate hat.

3. Makes a very nice evening clutch bag :lol:

A Barbie Doll

K'Lyn 09-26-2007 04:13 AM

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:lol: "Makes a very nice evening clutch bag " :rotfl:


A Barbie Doll

1. to play with ...with your daughter!
2. melt down and remake into something useful
3. collect for prosperity


an tie clip

rosalie 09-26-2007 05:12 AM

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Haven't you ever used one for that? :lol9:

a tie clip

1. For holding ties

2. Holding the washing on the line

3. Placing on your nose to stop the smell of farts! :lol:


A Rubber ring

K'Lyn 09-27-2007 11:40 PM

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WHY ARE WE STILL NOT ALLOWED TO DELETE OUR OWN POSTS????!!!!

K'Lyn 09-27-2007 11:40 PM

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Darlin', do you mean the type one may have in their pool? Something like a tire?

rosalie 09-28-2007 12:47 AM

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Yeah, what kids use in the pool! :biggrin:

K'Lyn 09-28-2007 02:30 AM

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Oh, okay, thanks, luv! :)


A Rubber ring

1. to use as an inner tube in an actual tire
2. to float in
3. use for coasting down hills in the winter


a stick of lip balm

ninjakitty 09-30-2007 08:30 PM

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a stick of lip blam

1) moisturize lips
2) prevent windburn on face while skiing
3) help remove a stuck ring

a little red wagon

K'Lyn 10-01-2007 09:50 PM

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a little red wagon

1. to pull a child in
2. to use for gardening
3. to use as a flower bed container


a broken shotgun

Serendipity 11-14-2007 08:44 AM

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a broken shotgun

1. to scare off people
2. to use as a walking stick
3. to display over the fireplace mantle

A sticky pad

K'Lyn 11-16-2007 01:15 AM

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A sticky pad

1. to remind yourself of something
2. to use as a bookmark
3. to use to leave phone messages by the phone


a bamboo skewer

Serendipity 11-16-2007 02:38 AM

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a bamboo skewer

1. to hold food together
2. to hold clothing together
3. to hold pieces of paper together

A firehose

npfan 11-16-2007 06:00 AM

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a firehose

1. to stop a fire
2. to cool someone down
3. to water plants

scissors


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