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fortunately, they were talking in penguin, so the tourists didn't understand them, so they just thought they were making good penguin noises and payed even more money to see their endearing penguin antics!

unfortunatly an evil penguin toke all the money and caught a plane to the bahamas

fortunately the plane blew up in flight and all the money fell from the skies onto the land of the poor.

Unfortunatley the burning wreckage of the plane demolished someone's house

fortunately, it was a house they didn't really like, and having it burned down actually helped sort out some financial problems cos of some weird tax loop or insurance against acts of penguins or something.

unfortunately the penguins complained, so they paid to them instead to the owner of the house

fortunately, most of the penguins were still loyal to me, and came back home and shared the cash with me for being so nice to them and letting them live in the bath

unfortunately, you have to spend all the cash buying food for the penguins and a lot of fresheners (penguins smell bad!!!)

fortunatly that was all a dream

unfortunately, if it was a dream, that means i've just woken up, and i'm not in my bed...