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mmmm barbies... :lol:

makes the one legged barbies like you find in almost every little girls' house...

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dang, now my cover is blown!!


...makes the barbie's head impossible to put back on after you've snapped them off!!!

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they're removable... not putting back on able...:rolleyes:

eats spinach and walks around in a sailor suit chuckling like popeye

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is super skinny and wears a red dress and has HUGE feet like olive oyl!!!

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*size 13 triple eee* :biggrin:
hmm, you must be waiting in the shadows, oh quick poster...:lol:

..will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!!

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http://www.vitaphone.org/popeye.jpg


will actually rip you off on tuesday, steal your wallet on wednesday, bounce a check on thursday, shortchange you on friday, and run off on saturday!

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yea. I take a break on mondays!!

salutes when she walks by an admiral brand refridgerator:tongue:

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drowned after someone put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom of the bathtub!!!

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keeps banging her head when she tries to pull the 'push' door when entering a building...

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saw a reflection of herself in the toilet and drowned.

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ha! that's just because i'm a narcissist!!! :cool5:

likes frog legs basted in bug juice!

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whats narcissist? ive heard of it but i dont know what it is

is the meanest evilest person in the world :evil:

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(brief segue: a narcissist is someone who only sees the world as it revolves around them...EVERYTHING is about them, they have to be the center of attention at all times and cannot stand to be ignored)

learned all she knows from diablo!

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thinks diablo is actually in fact El Diablo, the greatest spanish bandito ever from the country of Mexico, even tho he's never been anywhere near there.

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oh thats what it is.

is really the feared (possibly mythical) chupicabre (goat killer in spanish, some crazy "monster" that kills and eats goats)

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is a leprechaun!!! :rednose:

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is an "evil" leprechaun who starred in a movie called....none other than leprechaun :yikes:!

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mmmm, goatmeat....

plans on buying 31 goats, 30 billyies, and one nanny, to run goat races on sunday evenings .he'll use the nanny goat to get milk for the concession stand

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Hey, I can drive better than that y' know...:tongue:
will go to work for diablo milking the nanny goat for the concession stand.

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i am the consumate nanny-milker!!!


...took driving lessons from the shriners!

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just voluntered to milk and watch my goats for free! isnt she nice

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keeps leeches as pets!

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eats mice for fun

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my leeches love to kiss my neck and leave hickeys...woooo.. i feel fainnnnn...*thud*

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is still concious

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holds tea parties with his pet leeches!

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accepted an invitation to one of my leech' birthday parties..

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heye they like tea too!

snuck in my house and tried killing my leeches

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willed all his earthly possesions to his leeches!

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tricked my leeches out of their worldly possesions that i willed to them and sold them on e bay

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became a creepy recluse with 30 cats and 4 dozen leeches and a lot of doilies...

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rides by my house shouting mean things about my cats...

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eats his pet leeches

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takes his leeches for walks!

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*runs diablo out of the cat's litterboxes*

sells my cat litter to the local girlscouts as baking mix for their cookies...

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makes his cats poop in cookie mix

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sssssssshhhhhh!!!!! that's what makes the thin mints so crunchy!!! :winky:

ok, now i can put it:
cleans the cats' litterboxes with his hands...and likes it!

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thats why those little girls keep coming back...

cant find out any of our secrets

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rubs the girlscouts heads with his hands when they come over to his house..

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lol thats a good one.

eats all the "chocolate" chunks in the liter box ;)