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isn't really cathybay1..she's in fact actually cathybay100. she's just afraid her keyboard will run out of ink faster if she doesn't type 1 instead of 100 all the time.

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...uses a typewriter to surf the web :silly:

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invented a way for typewrites to be connected to modern computers

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We pick up where our story left off, with the introduction of Npfan... (dun dun DUN!!!)

_______________Chapter 3

_____With a rush it, Npfan was suddenly a baby again. He was playing with his cat in the living room, he forgot that he had that cat... Nothing about this made sense, Npfan knew that he wasnt a baby - in fact he was quite sure that he was an old man. He hardly had any time to think about how weird things were, because there was a bright flash and there he was in High School. Great. He hated High School. Where to start with this one, he wasn't popular, couldn't play sports, didn't have a girlfriend... The list went on and on. Today it looked like he was going to be eating lunch alone, again, like aways. Despite how depressed he was from all this, it was the way that people treated him that made him decide that he would one day be rich and sucessful.

_____Now he was 30, and just got promoted. The finance corporation that he worked for was a good company and he felt that with some hard work he could be CEO someday. Man, that would really show all those losers that made fun of him when he was younger - CEO of a big sucessful company. That would be great. Npfan watched as the happy scene in front of him turned to one of chaos. Out of no where there was screaming and yelling, not to metion things being thrown. He remembered this day well, teenagers were a pain to raise. He was now in his 50's and had two teenage daughters. It was hard to raise kids by himself, especally with all the time that he had to spend at his job. While his kids weren't happy with him now, they had money to go to college with and he knew that someday they would appreciate all that he had done for them.

_____Suddenly Npfan remembered. He was crossing the street and got hit by some crazed woman... He would never understand how some people got their drivers licence. His life must be flashing before his eyes, maybe he had died? The only thing that he could think of was his daughters and how he hoped that they would be alright without him.

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has white out all over his screen.. his computer chip? A dorito

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...shadow boxes with someone else's shadow.

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gave up shadowboxing when she saw she couldn't keep the shadow in the box before taping the lid shut

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...uses all his tape to repair a hole in his canoe, so that he can continue with his quest to become the first man to cross the Himalayas by boat.

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when she talks on her phone she likes to speak thru a card board tube and say things like " do i sound like old time radio?"

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...has many dark secrets...because he can't find any batteries for his torch.