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Is Jeb Bush.

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thought jeb bush was some kind healing tree!

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rolls around in stinging nettles for fun.

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enjoys long walks on the beach while holding hands with himself

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tells people she is tall for her age so she can still get in the jungle jim

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and it really works.....:lol9:


stole my socks and refuses to give them back

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told me the socks had magical powers and could transport me anywhere in the world

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her nose has magical powers. if she sneezes on you, u turn into a fairy!

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believed it when i told her that when infact i just didnt have a tissue at hand

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is now a fairy.

edit:d'oh, late again.

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never posts in time :icon_lol: :wink:

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created a posting time paradox that always throws me off.

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likes to prentend he lives in 18th century Britain and will only respond to 'Squire'

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keeps referring to me as "Lowly peasant."

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likes to wear a petticoat

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stole my tuxedo and keeps walking around saying "Bond. Jenni Bond" and "Spilled, not shaken"

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told me i looked good doing that!!

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only looks good when her face is covered in bright orange lipstick

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wears blue eyeshadow one her left eye and purple eyeshadow on her right eye saying she is making a statement

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painted her body half green and half brown in order to try and look like a tree

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thinks that snails descended from the walnut, and thinks that humans descended from the asparagus

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^ really enjoys rolling around in the mud in the middle of the night wearing a polka dot bow tie and nothing else...

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is as intriguing as her avatar :D (nice one ;))

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is so cunningly witty he has his own stage show:joy:

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works for me on my show :)

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never worked in his entire life

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is a pigeon :)

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^ will only collect daffodils under a full moon dressed in his best pink bunny costume whilst singing the theme from the flinstones backwards.

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jealous because avsf has a nice pink bunny costume and he only has a cat costume

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Wishes she were avsf's pet dark frog

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loves to eat frogs

yaikes!! I have to hide!!:1zhelp: :yikes:

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mmm..frog legs :rotfl:

kro: Is being watched by the Pub Protection Squad for drinking all the strawberry and kiwi smoothies.

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steals grandmas purses in the middle of the srteets and then accuses them to punch him. Shee says he dosen't understand why they punch him

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He...? I'm a SHE! :duckie:

Kro: Every time she sees and ambulance, she raises her arms and sings "Rule Britannia!"

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knows all the words to rule britannia

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hahah sorry Icedfirestar i got mixed up because of you avatar...

has never left Le Louvre and wonders how life really is outside. tried to escape once from the museum but missed the frame, fell and melted on the floor

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tried to help me escape but got mesmorised by my grin/smile/frown and spent all day staring until they threw her out at closing time

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while staring at smiling Mona Lisa, she got sucked into the painting frowning which is why you can never tell whether Lisa is smiling or frowning...

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volunteered to run the hurdles thinking it would be really easy...she didn't realise that she had to jump over them, not crawl under them!

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She doesn't go on bouncy castles, as she thinks they are giant colourful souffles and tries to persuade others to eat them inside.

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put that expression on the Mona Lisa's face, but won't tell how.