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Thought doing the conga meant dancing with an eel wrapped around his waist.

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Tried out for Britain's Got Talent, and impressed Simon Cowell by doing a little jig in a Leprechaun outfit - it was only successfully impressive as he had a four leaf clover in his pocket.

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Was once so traumatised by an exam she had to take, she wrote "I am a fish" four hundred times on the paper, did a funny little dance and fainted.

Yes, I nicked it from Red Dwarf :silly:

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Once designed a new aircraft. But it didn't fly.

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Sees everything in blue. (guess why)

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Just like my paper planes :lol:

And: Once shadowboxed and got KO'd by his shadow.

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Often talks to himself...which leads to arguing with himself...which leads to fighting with himself. Let's just say that it never ends well.

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That's NOT a lie :lol8:

Tried to wear a sheepskin coat while it was still on the sheep.

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Once ate his toes :)

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Once almost drowned while trying to steal coins (the ones thrown there for good luck) out of a fountain.