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Likes going to bars, asking for 54 red vanilla sticks. When the bartender says they don't have 54 red vanilla sticks, even not one, and that he doesn't even know what the heck red vanilla sticks are, he shouts at him "how come you don't know what red vanilla sticks are?! Every self-respecting pub has at least 50 red vanilla sticks, not to mention yellow ones... Do you have yellow ones?", and when the bartender says he doesn't have yellow ones either, he says she'll call the police. When he calls the police, the policeman comes and arrests the bartender, telling him that every pub must have at least 50 red vanilla sticks and 100 yellow ones, and then the bartender says that this is not a pub, this is a bar.

Yes indeed! He does it every day!

( ^ oh my goodness )

is one of my eleven grandchildren whom I am forbidden to have physical contact with because he bites anyone older than 60 viciously.

always wears a flower on her hair

is the guy who told me to wear the "sweet smelling" flower in my hair - maybe because he thinks I smell badly! Actually...I think he's jealous of my gorgeous fragrance and tries to cover it up with a smelly flower .

Once went to sleep, and when she woke up she was in Massachusetts, (Oh my, did I spell it right?) wearing boxers, holding 2 half eaten bananas in each hand, and a monkey named John Smith on her head.

once captured me and made his slave - I had to clean up after all his smelly messy business It's so hard being a slave to a monkey called John Smith.

is named john smith

is called Smith John

Invented the Sewer Decimal System (which is used with sewers all over the world).

I know, I'm so cool like that. UNLIKE DORV! He put a few diseased baby rats in a sewer in every country in the world to try and bring back the Black Plague and destroy the world!!!!