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Has potatoes growing out of his ears.

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Thinks he's deaf but it's only because someone stuck a carrot in both his ears a few years ago whilst he was sleeping - baby carrots, which is why he can't see them well in the mirror...tee hee hee.

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Once ate a whole blue whale by herself!

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^ is actually 83 and experiencing 3rd, 4th, and 5th childhoods simultaneously.

Regards from Rosie
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Lives in a Mobius Strip.

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Once banged his head in a mirror because he wanted to meet Alice.

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Once spent an entire evening staring intently at a small scratch on a little grey pebble.

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You know that dancing banana? That's him!

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Once danced in front of George Bush, but George Bush got bored.

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^Thinks he can toilet-train stuffed toys :lol: