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Is really after my girlfriend *grrr*

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found out Featch was really nice so he lost his infatuation with her

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Was once possessed by the evil spirit of a haunted dog and was forced to chase his own tail(bone) around for 3 hours...

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managed to grow a fully working spaghetti tree

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believes spaghetti grows on trees

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makes cake out of chocolate exlax and brings to the nursery school

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her favourite cake is spinach chocolate gum cake!!!!:biggrin:

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you know sometimes when you make a cup of tea, you get like a film on the top of it, sort of like something floating on the top? well you might have thought that was from the limescale in you kettle, but actually it's because harold likes to run marathons, then break into teabag factories and mop up any excess sweat with the teabags. that's harold sweat in your tea!

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^ likes to collect finger and toe nail clippings to be recycled as sprinkles topping for her ice cream.

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likes to maliciously steal people's pens when they're not looking and then deny all knowledge, before returning the pen a few days later in one of the places the pen owner already looked for it, so they think they're going totally crazy in their lost pen hunt.