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lied about his age and is a very old Civil War Vetren that fought alongside Robert E. Lee and also found the elixer of life allowing him to live so long.

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Thinks pepsi is the elixir of immortality...

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likes to drink pepsi with salt.

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likes to drink salt with water

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drinks recycled water.. :yuck:

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told me it was de-ionized water

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His favorite snack is his toenails..

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my grandmother thinks the same thing...

favorite snack is human toes.

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:rotfl: poor Grandma

for some reason he won't visit me while barefoot.. :confused:

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favorite snacks are monkey nails

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prefers monkey brains to munch on..

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Thought a bear claw doughnut was actually a BEAR foot... muahahaha. get it barefoot bear foot.

edit *wow I was late on that one.*

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a bear hugged you and broke your bones.

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hugged a bear and broke it's bones...

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tricked the bear into hugging me by saying "it's your long lost father transmuted into the shape of a man." you sly devil you.

edit *too late again*

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kissed a bear in the mouth.

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knows what a tampion is and what bears do with it... :yuck:

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sells bear sized tampons.

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eek!!!to both posts above!

bought a bear dress to the bear's wife.

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uses bear sized tampons.. :yikes:

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used a bunny for a bear tampon

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has used a tampion himself for a cold winters night sleep...

(it is a bear Tampion with the 'i', not actually a tampon, do you know what a tampion is to a bear?)

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it was warm and I was desperate.

beats baby seals with giant clubs

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that's mean.. :tongue:

eats whale blubber before going to the hockey game..

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ate a hockey puck thinking it was a snack cake

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is strangely addicted to snack cakes...

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Has to gnaw on pixie treats or else her teeth will go to big...

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I love the snacky goodness

feads cake to snakes

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eat rat,like the snakes.

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Runs around in the streets screaming "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" every time it rains...

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runs inside the house screaming:I see dead people!I see dead people!and hides under the dinner table.

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hates Nordinho. :tongue:

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Was once caught between a rock and a hard place for 3 and a half hours before someone finally heard her screaming for help, unfortunatly the person that found her was unable to help so they went to get the fire department... But never returned...

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Was that person that left me there dying!!! How cruel....


Hi, btw! :wave: how are you?

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Often mistakes being left there for "being left there to die"...

Hello, Im not very well as of late... But at least I got today off of work...

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thought I made it out alive....well you are wrong!!!!

(got MSN?)

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Decided to wake up and realize that she was actually hanging over a pot of boiling oil, for that she rejoiced!

No... I dont have MSN, sorry... But its nothing that you need to worry about... Thanks for caring though.

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enjoys cruel scenes....watches 5 horror movies a day!


(OK....well remember my friend, I'm still there whenever you need to talk or anything! :hug3)

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drinks a can of oil everyday.

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gobbles up 10 books a day!

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Has the imagination of a dead cat...