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thinks mummies are made from Charmin tissues to make them squeeezably soft :cheesy:

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once did that 'swallow your own eyeball' trick except he actually swallowed someone elses...:yuck: you eyeball swallower you!

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well, they did say they wanted to see what I ate for supper :tongue:

saw a book named 'fairy tales ' and wondered why anyone would write a book about fairies' rear ends...

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sold his brain for a pencil

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broke my pencil and ran off laughing :bigcry:

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eats people's shoes for breakfast. but only ever one shoe.... so that's where all the odd shoes come from! you're a menace to public soceity and shoe shop owners of the world!

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collects pennies then throws them into the ocean hoping that she will eventually flood the world

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mwhahaha and they're blaming it on the ice caps melting....

once skipped school and said she'd had to attend the birthday of the oldest elephant in europe.

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baked the cake for that very party.. and frosted it with toothpaste

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took a bite out of that cake, but his dentures got stcuk in it!