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has a completely normal family.

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Doesn't have a cool name

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is not 17, but 71

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lives in a giant hole and by mistake a computer fell in with a magically recharging battery...

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once ate a battery for energy

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gets confused every easter thinking that bunnies lay chocolate eggs

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People is constantly teasing him for being a green-eyed aussie in china...:lol:

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constantly teases me for the same thing because he jealous.

(I told you Mat there is nothing wrong with being a blue eyed, tanned Argentinian, frankly I am the jealous one, and thats no lie :smile:)

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is madly in love with a tree

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is actually a short, bald, chinese lady named granny foshini who collects odd bits of string for no particular reason :wink:

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got his tuckus kicked by an old bald chinese granny

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paid the old chinese granny to kick my tuckus

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lives in a city where the only thing people does is painting...

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can I live there???? please pwrety pwease


is really a wolf trying to be a human.... dont tell him he has a tail he might bite

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asked out granny foshini last week

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was mad cause I stole his woman

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was unsuspecting of granny foshini till she revealed her secret... she was a girl dressed as a guy pretending to be a girl that was making believe she was a guy that was playing a woman...

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in the end he fell in love with some guy who was seriously confused about whether he was a guy or a girl or a woman dressed like a guy.

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is an intriguer and wants to separate all loving gay couples :lol:

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took my mother to the amusement park and left her there with the clowns.

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has the long bio :)

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thinks he comes from a planet rules by a giant sentient Pineapple

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is allergic to fruit and when eating pineapples he starts singing old Sanskrit songs with a Yoruba accent :lol:

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once told me that my Yoruba accent reminded her of a young Sean Connery :smile:

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he admitted he stole Sean Connery's shoes because he adored hugging them while watching his movies :lol:.

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tried to glueherself with glue :/

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walks backwards because he believes this will make him a famous star

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believes to have wings to when trying them landed on a policeman :)

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thinks he's an evil robot and looks for his perfect female robot match :duckie:

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:):):)

is a robot with very old software :)

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is a gipsy and steals money and clothes from the rich people

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says she is a software developer but actually, she sells bananas on the street

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sold me a banana that was actually a stick painted yellow, and when I asked for my money back he put a Gypsy curse on me

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:):):) nice :)

lives in a cave

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Has a pineapple shaped head with kiwi fruits as ears..

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thinks pineapples are strange little elves that only move when no one's looking...

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harbors a deep resentment towards all big people, and is often heard grumbling "too big, too big, you needs to grow down a notch"

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speaks german :)

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loves to tell stupid jokes and to feel like a great funny man :lol:

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Likes to chase parked cars..

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Wears curlers and a head scarf when doing the weekly shop...:winky: