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got lost in his own house and thought it was a pirate ship so he decided to go looking for the gold that the pirates had stolen

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Was once featured on the front of a cereal box, she posed in a mummy costume and was photographed for 3 hours. None of the pictures turned out so well because she couldnt breath (Some genius taped over her mouth too...) But the makers of the cereal decided to put her on the box out of pitty... None the less, a cereal box with a dead mummy on the cover bankrupted the company; All thanks to Sarah...

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was the one that put the tape over my mouth because apparently he said "everyone likes a mummy who cant breathe!"

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Died four times last week, but was recessitated by the very helpful EMT's, of ODing on sugar. She reportedly ate fourteen cheesecakes in one day, causing her to get cloged arteries. That killed her for fourteen seconds, but about one minute later she died for another thirty seven seconds because of a heart attack.

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is responsible of starting SWI and planning to get SSS to start SWII

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is mad because hes stuck with all the lame vegetables

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ate too much sugary products and became fatter than my classmate's pig

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Is part of a secretive group who are trying to collect all of the gifts. Little is known about the group other than Optisweet is the leader and Sarah is second in command, others are joining at an amazing rate. Sarah is the head of recruitment and is an unstoppable recruiting force.

Once again I am to slow...
Npfan was discovered stealing from the First National Bank of Nordinho last night, he was sentenced to death. His sentence will be carried out in approximatly 90-100 years from now and will be death from old age. In order to make the punishment not Cruel or Unusual, the courts declaired death a "cure" for old age and clam they will be doing Npfan a service.

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is actually a sheperd named "Jesus"

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is an escapee from the :insane2: asylum