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likes to kidnapp cats to get a ransom

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kidnapped my security blanket. Keeps sending me thread in the mail with her demands.

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offered to spin a new blanket of his fine web if only he could get his precious blanky back.

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"I wan my binky back!"

robbed a convenience store with a banana.

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slipped on a banana peel while running away from a nearby convenience store that was being robbed.

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laughed at me while making her getaway.

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laughed at me as I proceded to throw my banana on the ground, and then slipped on it, dropping the bag of bananas I had robbed from the convenience store.

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after a thorough investigation, the authorities realized that she was actually fleeing from a band of screaming monkeys...from whom she swiped the bananas

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is one of those monkeys.

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not one of them, my spezmatic friend.. The one :P

:rotfl:
offers up a sacrifice of dried banana pudding to the screaming monkey clan of southern boksylvania once a month in hopes to quieten the screams