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Blade..

"This road is not a blue line, it's a dotted line, if it's even on the map at all!"

The Hills Have Eyes

"It's rude to talk about religion, you never know who you're gonna offend."

Big Fish..

"No, Kev, that's it. Look, I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown."

Quadrophenia

"Do chickens have large talons?"

Napoleon Dynamite


"So, you say your son was kidnapped by voodoo witch doctors? Let's take a call."

The Addams Family

"There ain't that much dirt in all Louisiana"

Eve's Bayou

Dolph! Go get the Helicopter! And Keith! Change your name! It's not very scary sounding and I get embarrassed saying it.

Hoodwinked..


"To the Turks, everything is "shurla burla", which means "like this, like that". You never know what will happen. All foreigners are "ayip", they're considered dirty. So is homosexuality, it's a big crime here, but most of them do it every chance they get."

Midnight Express

sorry i couldn't resist the next one
" I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named "Biggus Dickus. "

Monty Python's Life of Brian..


"A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man."