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In the same way they moan about the toilet lid being up? At least we have the decency to put it up. We could always leave it down as we pee! (Can I use the word pee??)

I reckon pee is ok. The reason the gals thread is soooo long compared to this is that guys take each other at face value and the fairer sex seek hidden meaning and crankiness?PMS-ey in every word. I can also say yes to the question do I look big in this? (I got out of traction last week) although my other half does not appreciate my honesty (serves her right for making me go through 20 clothes shops)

Name some things a girl will never hear from a guy!

"Should we paint the bathroom cream or sunset pink?"

"Do I look big in this tool belt?"

Women want to share feelings. Men want to share pizza.

As for colors Andrew. I think we only know of 6 or 7 colors. I had no idea cream was a color, I thought it was something you put in coffee. Haha.

the other reason the chick thread is so long is they post all these touchy feely inspirationly poems and other spams. Wonder if it will get closed down for that?

If men were touched too much, they'd be horny Rotfl

Edit: How do the smileys work!

That so true about colour. Thought the answer is always terracotta!!

I hate to break this to you guys but telling the difference between colours is quite easy - don't let machismo tell you otherwise.
You'd be surprised to learn that many cultures have only just got 'colour' (and yes, it does have a 'u' in it) and the Russians see dark blue and light blue as two distinct colours.
After black and white (usually described as 'shade' to start with) the first colour to get named is always red. This is followed by green and yellow and then blue. The Welsh language, to this day, does not have a word for brown.

So celebrate the fact that you can tell one colour from another (think about it - meet someone who can't tell on colour from another - you'd think you'd met an idiot).

As a graphic designer, I am aware that there is an (almost) infinite range of white paper available and probably every computer screen displays my websites differently.

Embrace this.
Not only can we know different colours (durr) but we can identify different smells (I know which perfumes I like and which make me think yeauch - trendy but crap)

You'll know, when you walk into your friend's/neighbour's room, whether is is OK, or if they've had a blind drunk lunatic in to decorate.
And if you don't - that's not being a man, grrrr, pass the beer, d'ya see the game last night, type of bloke - that's just being a <removed before a mod does> wit.

Moral of this story.
We can have our own spin on multi-tasking.
Yes. We do know the difference between brilliant white and cream (frankly, if you don't you're a pleb) BUT we just CHOOSE to talk about football and ignore other stuff, 'cos we CAN.

Jimborama - huh???!!!!

I plead ignorance is bliss. I dont need to know any colours execpt never to wear pink even if someone tells me it is really salmon red!

Jake - It's okay to know.
Just like it's okay not to give a stuff.

Ignorance is bliss
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Knowlege is power
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Happy AND in control