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apparently a few of them busted in here and stole a few things.

That would explain the 44GG bra I found behind the nintendo wii. Now who owns this?????????

Ok I a m double posting but it has been a few days

The Husband Store

A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:- "You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.

You may choose any Item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the 1st floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs

The 2nd floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework andHave A Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 131,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives Store just across the street. The 1st first floor has wives that love sex. The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money. The 3rd through 6th floors have never been visited.

Hahaha, good one. I heard that once before and how true it is. Hahaha. *wipes tear from eye* Hahahaha.

Since the womenfolk are chirping away.....

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

My Bulls are getting a schooling at the hands of Detroit. Man does that just make me mad. I can't stand Detroit. It looks like they will have the braggin rights after this year. We were blown out in the first two games and then blew a huge lead in the third game to go down 0-3. Sheesh. Go Cubs. Hahahahahaha.

Well, think of it this way. At least you've still got a team alive.

NCAA hockey is over and the the Ducks knocked out my team from the NHL a while ago. I know you're supposed to root for the team that knocked you out, but that's really difficult. So I guess I'm still pulling for the Red Wings. Eastern conference? *YAWN* Yeah, don't care. So in my mind the western finals are essentially for the Cup.

On another note... the girls have been posting pics, so in the spirit of equal opportunity... How's this to start. '24' on Fox is wrapping up in a few weeks, and she was always the highlight of the first few seasons.

Ms Alba was recently vote the sexist woman in the world by FHM (uk). Actually didnt appreciate her till I saw Sin City.

She won Maxim's sexiest woman of the year a few years back. I can't remember the exact year but they did the voting like the NCAA men's brackets. She would be and is #1 on my list.