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rosalie 08-10-2007 06:23 PM

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angelstar I can only see the one of Ronaldo which you posted here. And I can't see the one in my gb!

He used to be pretty hot quite a few years ago I didn't really like him then though! :biggrin:

rosalie 08-10-2007 07:04 PM

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Oh I remember that one yes he was hotstuff!!

See ya gals later!!

angelstar 08-10-2007 07:10 PM

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Bye rosalie, dang it must be something with the website then i'm afraid, i'll send you a pm as well :lol:
and mugsy is Sam Elliot that older guy or is it the name of the show or a character :lol: can you tell i don't know the show

mugsy_358 08-10-2007 07:15 PM

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Woops, sorry 'bout that...

Sam Elliot is the older guy on the right *drools* The movie the publicity shot is from is "Roadhouse", with that doorknob called Patrick Swayze (can you tell I'm not a fan? ;) )

Trust me, when you hear Sam Elliot speak, you'll know why I like him so...*sigh*


:rotfl:

angelstar 08-10-2007 08:41 PM

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:lol: i'm not a fan of the doorknob either. And i've always been partial to older men myself so i already understand why you like him, i like the way he looks as well :lol: and if he has a voice to match niiiice :lol:

CraziErinE 08-13-2007 06:19 AM

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Ok ladies, here is a funny joke to kick start the week.

It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to
change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into
Heaven, you had to have a really bad day on the day that you died. The
policy would go into effect at noon the next day.



So, the next day at 12:01 the first person came to the gates of
Heaven. The Angel at the gate, remembering the new policy, promptly asked the man, "Before I let you in, I need you to tell me how your day was going when you died ."

"No problem," the man said. "I came home to my 25th-floor
apartment on my lunch hour and caught my wife having an affair. But her
lover was nowhere in sight. I immediately began searching for him. My
wife was half naked and yelling at me as I searched the entire apartment.

Just as I was about to give up, I happened to glance out onto the
balcony and noticed that there was a man hanging off the edge by his
fingertips! The nerve of that guy ! Well, I ran out onto the balcony and
stomped on his fingers until he fell to the ground.

But wouldn't you know it, he landed in some trees and bushes that
broke his fall and he didn't die. This ticked me off even more. In a rage, I went back inside to get the first heavy thing I could get my hands on to throw at him . Oddly enough, the first thing I thought of was the refrigerator. I unplugged it, pushed it out onto the balcony, and tipped it over the side. It plummeted 25 stories and crushed him! The excitement of the moment was so great that I had a heart attack and died almost instantly."

The Angel sat back and thought a moment. Technically, the guy did
have a bad day. It was a crime of passion. So, the Angel announced, "OK, sir. Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and let him in.


A few seconds later the next guy came up. To the Angel's
surprise, it was Donald Trump.

Mr. Trump, please tell me what your day was like when you died ."
Trump said, "No problem. But you're not going to believe this. I
was on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment doing my daily exercises. I had been under a lot of pressure so I was really pushing hard to relieve my stress. I guess I got a little carried away, slipped, and accidentally
fell over the side!

Luckily, I was able to catch myself by the fingertips on the
balcony below mine. But all of a sudden this crazy man comes running out of his apartment, starts cussing, and stomps on my fingers. Well, of
course I fell. I hit some trees and bushes at the bottom, which broke my
fall, so I didn't die right away .

As I'm laying there face up on the ground, unable to move and in
excruciating pain, I see this guy push his refrigerator of all things off
the balcony. It falls the 25 floors and lands on top of me, killing me
instantly ."

The Angel is quietly laughing to himself as Trump finishes his story. "I could get us ed to this new policy," he thinks to himself. "Very well," the Angel announces. "Welcome to the Kingdom of Heaven," and he lets Trump enter .

A few seconds later, Bill Clinton comes up to the gate. The Angel
is almost too shocked to speak. Thoughts of assassination and war pour
through the Angel's head. Finally he says, "Mr. President, please tell me
what it was like the day you died ."

Clinton says, "OK, picture this. I'm naked, inside a refrigerator......"

neija 08-13-2007 08:25 AM

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:rotfl: this was funny!!!

angelstar 08-13-2007 11:53 AM

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:lol: never heard that one before

CraziErinE 08-13-2007 06:56 PM

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glad you are enjoying this one. My mom sends me some real gpood ones every now and then.

Alexandra 08-15-2007 09:35 PM

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So, what do you girlies usually talk about here?

neija 08-16-2007 08:20 AM

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Hi, Alexandra, nice to meet you here!
We talk about almost everything in here....but you will see that the Friday's are rather special....just come along tomorrow :)

rosalie 08-16-2007 10:11 AM

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Hi there Alexandra I'm glad you found this thread!
As neija said we do talk about anything and everything in here. Quite a bit of it is about how daft men can be! :biggrin:
And Fridays is the best day of all!!! ;)

http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t...e-snoopy2a.gif

Angel 08-16-2007 11:38 AM

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Well I have a joke for you ladies:

A teacher asks her class, "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?"

She calls on little Johnny.

"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."

The teacher replies, "The correct answer is four, but I like your thinking." Then Little Johnny says, "I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"

The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, "Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."

neija 08-16-2007 11:56 AM

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I knew that one, but still find it so funny!!

Alexandra 08-16-2007 05:01 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by neija
Hi, Alexandra, nice to meet you here!
We talk about almost everything in here....but you will see that the Friday's are rather special....just come along tomorrow :)

Thanks for the welcome, ladies. :biggrin:

Hmm, Fridays? Sounds intriguing, I'll be there! :lol:

rosalie 08-17-2007 02:21 AM

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Yipeee it's Friday:biggrin: (well only just!)

I have an angel to start with!! :drool:


neija 08-17-2007 07:46 AM

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What a beautifull angel that is....

Watched another romantic chick movie again...
(I know I'm a fool...)

So if you haven't seen Chasing Liberty yet...this is a reason why you should....

Matthew Goode.

Harold 08-17-2007 08:08 AM

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Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy Friday Girls!!! Where is Nefertiti to post her hunks... isnt she the best hunks detector? LOL

rosalie 08-17-2007 10:27 AM

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Thanks neija Oooh he's lovely!! I haven't seen that film but will now I have seen who's in it! (I have to admit I watch chick flicks too)

Harold yes Nef always come up with the goods! :lol9:

Here's a couple from me, another guy my friend told me about! :biggrin:

Hrithik Roshan :drool:

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neija 08-17-2007 11:08 AM

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Movies are a great source of hunks...
The chick flick was on wednesday...
Yestersday I watched Blade Trinity!!

Here are the 3 hunks....

rosalie 08-17-2007 11:18 AM

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Now that is a film I really love, Wesley in that long black leather coat!! :drool:

Angelstar Lovely, lovely, lovely!! :drool: : :drool: :drool:

Double Trouble ;)


This one is definitely for me only!! :lol9:


neija 08-17-2007 12:47 PM

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No pictures this time but a movie...
About 4 minutes of the finest examples of men...

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCf5LhCJDIY&mode=related&search=[/MEDIA]

neija 08-17-2007 03:05 PM

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A lookalike of Julian McMahon is your landlord?
You lucky lady :drool:

rosalie 08-17-2007 03:38 PM

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Lovely Vid neija even if it did have Beckham on it! :lol:

angelstar so Nor has opened a whole world of pic posting opportunities for you?? :lol9:

This is a guy from another chick flick. My best friends Wedding!
Dermot Mulroney

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angelstar 08-17-2007 03:42 PM

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ah landlord, that was the word i was looking for, yes the same black hair, same beautiful blue eyes, a little older but not too old :lol: but he lives far away from here so we never see him, which is not bad of course i don't need to be seeing my landlord too much ;)
And yes rosalie, the change will be hopefully i wont post anymore pictures people can't see :lol:

Alexandra 08-17-2007 04:58 PM

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A-ha, I see what the fuss is about. :winky:

Very nice! :flirt:

angelstar 08-17-2007 07:02 PM

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hey alexandra :wave: always welcome to post some nice pictures yourself :biggrin:
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/f...alendarafl.jpg

Norway 08-17-2007 08:12 PM

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Wow, you girls never fails to surprise me with all the wonderful pics you manage to find (and that is not dirty ;))

I have a little "treat" for you today also :)
Believe it or not, but the guys on this picture are actually first year law students, and they start the first year with doing something "crazy", this is a tradition...and this year they did this :biggrin:


angelstar 08-17-2007 08:26 PM

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:lol: and did you happen to stand there with a camera Nor? or didn't you take the picture :biggrin:

rosalie 08-17-2007 08:31 PM

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Very nice Nor how many phone numbers did you get??
:lol9:

Norway 08-17-2007 08:38 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by angelstar
:lol: and did you happen to stand there with a camera Nor? or didn't you take the picture :biggrin:

:rotfl: Actually I didnt take the pic (unfortenatly)
I copied it from our local online newspaper :biggrin:
I just thought it was a bit funny and wanted to show it to you girls :)


Alexandra 08-17-2007 09:15 PM

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I'll play along. Here is a picture of one my favorite actors Matt Keeslar:


GonazGirl 08-17-2007 09:18 PM

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wow dish, talking of dishes...


rosalie 08-17-2007 11:48 PM

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Nice to see some new faces in here!
Welcome girls and nice pics! :biggrin:

A couple more from me tonight


neija 08-18-2007 08:42 AM

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Seems like I missed out quite alot after leaving...
Thanks for the lovely pictures girls...

rosalie 08-19-2007 11:57 PM

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Here's something I am going to tell my daughters! ;)

Great Advice to Pass on to Your Daughters

1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.

2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.

3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.

4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.

5. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.

6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.

7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.

8. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest they are too old for it.

10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions.

13. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him checkbooks.

14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.

15. Sadly, all men are created equal...

neija 08-20-2007 07:59 AM

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This is soooooooooooo true :rotfl:

Alexandra 08-21-2007 10:50 PM

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So, ladies, who are best-looking actors of the decades?

1970s? 1980s? 1990s? 2000s?

I'll start:

1980
Don Johnson
Pierce Brosnan

1990
Matt Keeslar
George Clooney

rosalie 08-21-2007 11:33 PM

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Ok I think I have my choices :biggrin:

1970's
Paul Newman
John Travolta

1980's
Harrison Ford
Mel Gibson

1990's
Tom Hanks
Antonio Banderas

2000
Brad Pitt
Antonio Banderas

Can you tell I like Antonio?? :lol9:

Alexandra 08-23-2007 08:13 PM

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Seeing that tomorrow is Friday, I'd like to suggest a retro pictorial day of those gorgeous darlings of the past! ;)

tiggs 08-23-2007 09:37 PM

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here's my suggestions for the 1990's

matthew perry
alec baldwin


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