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:lol9:

whoops sorry missed that order

*stands to attention*

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*nudges Opti to throw her off balance* *sniggers*

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Hey! watch it! *falls flat in the mud*

I've got mud all over my camoflage now, thanks a lot!

I'll never get this stain out

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picks opti up and gives her a tide to go pen

Hi I'm Lori
Addicted is such a strong word but then so is denial..lol

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Well, I'm standing here feeling like a fool now...la la la la la...

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*hoses Opti, Mugsy and Aight down with freezing cold water*
You can all feel like fools together now...get in line....!!!!

Right ghettokat and Lori thank you for joining us you're late!!! Get in line with the rest of this miserable lot!!!

That's enough!!!! (Vampy i did try calling them cadets :tongue: though that reminds me of boy scouts)....
Ahem....now....let me get a good look at you sorry looking excuses for soldiers......!!
Its my unfortunate duty to turn you lot into mean fighting machines.....its a question of survival....!!
These subliminey messaging people will show you no mercy.....do you want to be strong??

*can i hear a 'YES FIRST SERGEANT!!!'*

:tongue:

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Brrrrrr aaahhh! Refreshing!
...
YES FIRST SERGEANT
*chuckle*

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Yes, First Sargent! *wondering why I'm here, wondering why the sky is blue, oooh look, pretty red bird*

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Right then troops....atteeeeeeen-hut.....!!!
Lets move it to the assault course.....and i want you all to jog there....you should all be pro's at running now.....

And if i teach you nothing else...at least you will always 'run' from the enemy....:lol:

Hop to it now......

Mama mama....cant you see.....
I encountered Death, she made a man outta me....:biggrin:

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*hops and jogs her way over there* Like, this is kinda hard, y'know...*twirls her blonde hair*

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ummmm ummmm...i think i am lost..am i in the right place?

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*jogs along trying to stay out of trouble*

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Not at all....you are an addict and you are in the Nordinho addict boot camp, its my duty to help you boot your addictions....:biggrin:
Look see you enlisted yourself....*shows Lori her scrawled name and signature on the trusty clipboard*
now get your uniform on girl and warm up....!!! :zrant2:
The rendez-vous point is at the assault course....i want you there in the next 10 minutes.....hop to it soldier......!!!!
This is a zero tolerance zone on insolence....:neutral:

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whew opti is here finally..quietly slips in behind her hoping to go unnoticed.


zero? does that like mean none?

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*saunters to the assault course checking out the army boys on the way past* :flirt:

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cruises around the track on a golf cart he found behind the shed * putt putt putt putt*

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sneaks in...looks around..no sergeant..hmmmm
opens up her bag of crunch and munch and sneaks quietly back out

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*steals some of Lori's crunch and munch* mmm yum!

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*shoots holes into the tyres of ben's car*

tsk troops these days....no discipline.......

*turns those munchies into maggots*
USE THE LEGS GOD GAVE YOUUUUU!!!!!

hmmm.....that reminds me...:badgrin:

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*Steals maggots to cook up some protein* Grossed you out yet? BTW they're actually quite tasty (don't ask me how I know this...)

I want the really big gun!!! :elephant:

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I WANNA CARTWHEEL! *cartwheels himself to assault course*

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you will mugsy you will....but get working on the assault course.....
nice display private aight.....lets get going to the assault course...now the first part is to scale that ole wall over there.....

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can anyone spot the difference in the above too posts? can you can you? I can...

I think we're getting to Sarge folks she's started repeating herself :lol9:

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*sneaks in*
I see it! I see the difference! *giggle*

*tiptoes back out*

~Ariel

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wonders...is she losing it? or does she just want us to scale the wall twice? hmmmmmm
:confused:

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no...i want you to scale that wall now....!!!

All of you have to do the whole assault course twice for that comment.......:angryfire
And you can all thank Opti.......:biggrin:

Ohhh no you dont Ariel i have you on my clipboard here....which means i have you on my list....which means your butt belongs in this boot camp....you cant escape that easily ;)

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whoops sorry :lol9:

My apologies Ma'am

*goes round the assault course...*

*...twice*

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*slinks back in and stands at attention in front of Deathly*

Yes Sir.. er.. Ma'am... or.. Yes!
Cadet Mermaid reporting for duty, Your deathlyness!

*salutes sharply and tries to hold back a cheeky grin*

I'm not exactly in the best of shape, Ma'am. Perhaps I can help out... in... ummm... intelligence! Yeah... that's a good place for me!

~Ariel

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i have a serious problem :( :(

I'm addict to Rock :biggrin:

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comes in huffing and puffing...geez thx opti :sweat:


Hey Agus...are we talking pebbles or boulders?

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little does she realize that was her golf cart :P
* after the tires blow. he swerves off course, thru a hedge, across a puddle of water, and smacks into the wall on the assault course*
rolling across the ground, he jumps up onto his feet and leaps onto the wall, and after kicking a bit shimmies over it and onto the ground on the other side..

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ummmm..did u forget u have to do that twice bg??:devil_2:


runs back out quickly

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:rotfl: apparantly i did :) :biggrin:
grabs ladder and jumps over wall back to the other side

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and again ben til i say stop.......this time without the ladder....:neutral:

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fem got ben in trouble neener neener neener


runs away

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and you just yourself in trouble......you can go and join him.....!!!! :lol:

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:angryfire :argue:

No fair!!

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*struggles at the wall jumping up and down* I ... I ... can't... reach... it ..... :sweat: :cry:

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*gives rb a shin up*

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*Proceeds to leap over wall repeatedly*
I guess watching all those episodes of 'Hero' paid off...now where's my weapon?! :biggrin:

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the assault course does consist of more than a wall....hop to it Mugsy.....:tongue:

You will receive weapon training.....in due course....

Reminds me i was waiting for Vampy with her shipment......:thinking: