MOUTHOLOGY

Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
A. Ranch.

Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
A: Red Rooster (Aust).

Q. What is your favorite sit-down restaurant?
A. Smokin Joe's.

Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
A. Services are included here, but if I am impressed with the place I will always leave something, not a fixed %.

Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
A. Pasta or Burritos

Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
A. Hot or Aussie (bacon, egg & onion - I can hear you grown)

Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
A. Vegemite (more groaning).

TECHNOLOGY

Q. What's the wallpaper on your computerscreen.
A. Std windows Green Hills.

Q. How many televisions are in your house?
A. 4

BIOLOGY

Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
A. Right can partially use my left for some things

Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
A. Yes.

Q. When was the last time you had a cavity?
A. About 12 years ago.

Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
A. Equipment at work.

Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
A. Yes.

BULL[CRAP]OLOGY

Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
A. No.

Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
A. Wouldn't chance it.

Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
A. Black.

Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
A. Yes

Q. Have you ever saved someone's life?
A. Yes

Q. Has someone ever saved yours?
A. Yes.

DAREOLOGY

Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
A. Not likely

Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
A. No!!

Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
A. Yes.

Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
A. If they never wanted to sell another magazine

Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
A. Have done it for less.

Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?

A. Not for cash. Threaten my family or friends and .....

DUMBOLOGY

Q: What is in your left pocket?
A: Nothing

Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
A. Haven't seen it.

Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
A: Hardwood, tiles, carpet and another type but not sure what it's called.

Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
A: Stand

Q: Could you live with roommates?
A: Used to - not sure if I could now.

Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: None

Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
A: Can't remember the date - a lot of years ago.

Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
A: Don't want to grow up.

Q: Who is number 1 on your top 8? (Myspace)
A: I don't order them. If they are in my list they are friends.

LASTOLOGY

Q: Friend you talked to?
A: In person - Osvaldo.

Q: Last person who called you?
A: Customer at work.

Q: Person you hugged?
A: Daughter - she just woke up about 10 mins ago..

FAVORITOLOGY

Q: Number?
A: 2.

Q: Season?
A: Summer.

CURRENTOLOGY

Q: Missing someone?
A: Not sure..

Q: Mood?
A: Meh - not too bad.

Q: Listening to?
A: TV in the background

Q: Watching?
A. This screen - TV is behind me.

Q: Worrying about?
A. Ummmm - that's not for here...

RANDOMOLOGY

Q: First place you went this morning?
A: Shower.

Q: What can you not wait to do?
A. Not sure...

Q: What's the last movie you saw?
A: The Pacifier.

Q: Do you smile often?
A: I try to. Always seem to on here

Q: Are you a friendly person?
A: I try to be.