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Posted 08-03-2006 at 03:53 AM by K'Lyn
Funny enough I just received this from a dear friend and wanted to share with y'all -
(my friends in the stomach-chewing thread might relate well to this)
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S**T."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
If you're a female, chances are good that you get this. If you're a male, try to learn something from it!
(my friends in the stomach-chewing thread might relate well to this)
TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that says, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-S**T."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
If you're a female, chances are good that you get this. If you're a male, try to learn something from it!

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Posted 08-03-2006 at 04:59 AM by Zarah
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Posted 08-03-2006 at 05:40 AM by Widow Black
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Posted 08-03-2006 at 08:36 PM by angiel















