Much if this could be inane, I'm being quick, though there may seem no difference :P


What is your middle name?
Flangecracker

What color is your mailbox?
Is this like a femail box?

Are you single?
I am when I'm by myself

Have you ever hit a deer?
No but I've poked a darlin'

Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?
Only if i am on the other side of a river when I set off...

What color is your room?
The one I'm in is orange, no honestly, it is

Do you have a small driveway?
Not on me but I have parking for 3 cars out the front

Do you know anyone with the same ringtone as you?
No but it's a preinstalled nokia one

What do you do first in the morning?
Fart

What brand is your printer?
Epson, HP and Brother :P

Do you enjoy fighting with people?
Only and idiot would... oh wait... but no.

Is your hair naturally straight or curly?
Wavy, a bit :P

Who was your kindergarten teacher?
Arnold schwarzenegger.

What is your ringtone?
see above (no... further above - my ringtone isn't Arnold schwarzenegger)

Are you taller than your mom?
Yep

What curse word do you say the most when your mad?
Yeah... on a PG13 site I'll tell you that - There's a drinking game called Fuzzy Duck, the aim is to get you to do spoonerisms, work it out

Do you like someone?
Many people I like... oh sounds like Yoda... but like me do they?

Do you enjoy writing in colored pens?
Well it's not first on my list of things to do to brighten my day

Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My left calf muscle - pulled it riding (a bike!!!)

Do you often cry during a movie?
Not if it's Terminator!

Last phone call you received?
Dad.

Last text message?
To send? - Dear all, I am not long for this world so wanted to say goodbye - it will cost whoever picks up this bill a fortune so it's a mass text: We had some fun didn't we? remember that and not the bad things - love was given to me as playing cards, I had a full deck... just turned out I was crap at dealing

Do you hate your life?
Too apathetic to bother.

Do you get mad easily?
Sometimes, over the smallest things - bust making people mad at me atm.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
People who drive down the middle lane of the motorway when there is nothing on the inside lane.

Are you cold?
Apparently I am.

Do any of your friends have kids?
Yes, some are annoying, some are gorgeous

Do you know anyone that is pregnant right now?
IT WASN'T ME!

Who should pay on the first date?
Whoever did the inviting...

How many years older than you are you willing to date?
Minus 10 :P

Do you have any friends?
Some, not many, currently working on reducing the number.

Do you have any mean friends?
Why would I have mean friends?

What is the ugliest color to wear in your opinion?
What a crap question, different strokes for different folks.

Have you ever liked someone who all your friends hate?
I suspect I might have been that person.

Have you ever felt like driving off a cliff, seriously?
No, that would waste a car - I'd just jump.

Do you scratch your ears?
Only when they itch.

Who was the last person to hug you?
Aside from partner it was a mate from college, he was drunk but it was quite a touching and affectionate moment for a guy who rarely shows such emotion - guess that's why it sticks in my mind.

What brand are the pant/jeans you're wearing right now?
John Rocha. I'm a brand bitch! haha, actually I'm soo not, I just happened to like em and they fitted

How tall are you?
Stood up or laid down?

What is the closest green object?
Empty beer bottle :(

If you were born the opposite sex, what would your parents name you?
Hehadadickontheultrasound!

Do you want to have kids?
I prefer Chicken.

What is the brightest color you're wearing?
Grey undies

Who is the friend you have that you would never have expected to have?
Vanessa

Who do you hate the most right now?
Myself, ha, obvious down in the mouth answer...
OK, Bill Gates for peddling crappy software that he should be ashamed of with all the resources his company has

What kind of car do you want?
Car?, singular? OK I'll have an RS6 when they do a new one.

What is your favorite video game?
Until Ben's comes out, pong :P.

Do you like your dad?
Yeah, he's a fantastic guy.

Do you have any TV shows on DVD?
Yep *looks over shoulder at shelf* ready?
All the Red Dwarf series, All Blackadder (1st series doesn't count :P) All Men Behaving Badly Series, some early Friends and all of Third Rock from the Sun

Are you wearing make-up?
Not now I've just exfoliated.

Do you have a tattoo?
No but Edinburgh does!

Have you ever broken a pinata?
No but I've destroyed a bag of Haribo Sour Mix.

What time it right now?
Nearly 3!
(edit: this shows how long I take to do these damn things!

Do you know how to draw?
What? Blood? - Yeah I can draw pretty well.

Who loves orange soda?
Orange soda lovers? You moronic *edited*.

Who did you last IM?
If chat counts, that'll be angel.

Do you work a lot of hours?
I'm AT work a lot of hours.

Where were you in the last 24 hours?
Home, supermarket, local resevoir, in the garden cutting the grass, here, my site, yahoo, google...

Who was the last person that called you?
Called me what? (Hmmm, glued together survey eh? :P)

Is there anything you regret?
This blog has a character limit, yes?

Do you know where your family name originated from?
My Dad :P Ha, actually yeah, from people who lived in the hillsides around here.

Is there an animal that creeps you out?
(neija, birds are fab!) it's not really the animal but finding one on your arm when you least expect is a shock - and no, I'm not meaning an antelope - I'm sure I'd notice that :P

What is your favorite color ON A CAR?
Silver, doesn't show the dirt - prize for guessing my last 3 car colours! hahaha

Do you use digital or film cameras?
Digital but I do have a 'proper' SLR and it does take better photos (Tip: Ignore the pixel count - a good lens and good metering will always get a better photo)

Do you own an iPod?
I would if it started anything!

Have you ever been on a charter bus?
Nope, nice, incisive penultimate question!

Do you like going to water parks?
Went to my first recently, lots of queuing which was poo but quite good, very self conscious even though I'm a good swimmer.

What a boring finish!
More amusing end - how about: ever been caught picking your pants out of ya butt and had a really awkward moment when someone caught your eye with a "digging a bit deep there" look in their expression.
Or something scientific like: If you weighed your leg how much of your total body weight, as a percentage, do you think it would be?
Or, if you could choose one chocolate confection to force feed your enemy what would it be?
Or, On a scale of one to ten (where one is 'merely average' and eight is 'mind alteringly crap') how do you rate David Hasselhoff's musical contribution to the world?

And I still hate people in the middle lane!!!!!