1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Dial - Reminds me of the Army

2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
NO!

3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
The watermelon..... Yeah, I'm sure there's something

4. Are there any dirty dishes in your sink?
Actually, I do the dishes regularly

5. What would you change about your living room?
I'd have another big snake tank

6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
Clean, you can eat out of there, that's where I do the dishes

7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
Yes, however we do have some nice Portabellas, but they're always cooked quickly

8. White or wheat bread?
MMMMMMM, Good old unhealthy bleached processed white

9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
A cutting mat and dust

10. What color is your sofa?
tan leather

11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
It's opaque black

12. How many plants are in your home?
None (orchids are for suckers)

13. How many candles are in your home?
Well over 10

14. Is your bed made right now?
It's just going to get messy again (besides, there's a 20 gallon tank with mice in it living on it cause I don't have anywhere to put them)

15. If you have a coffee pot, what color is it?
Black

16. Electric or standard can opener?
standard

17. Comet or Soft Scrub
Bon Ami

18. Is your closet organized?
No

19. What color is the flashlight that you use the most?
Flashlight?

20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
tools

21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
glass

22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
no

23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
N/a

24. Curtains or blinds?
blinds - the vertical kind

25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
1

6. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
nope

27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
4

28. How often do you vacuum?
vaccuum, you mean?

29. Standard toothbrush or electric?
standard

30. What color is your toothbrush?
green

31. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
no (lol - hell no - we used to have spiny crappy blackberry vines growing across our front porch. THAT's a "welcome" for you)

32. What is in your oven right now?
a cookie tray that needs to be cleaned

33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
clean

34. Is there anything under your bed?
storage

35. Chore you hate doing the most?
cleaning the bathroom

36. What retro items are in your home?
I have a DVD player from 1999

37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Yeah, I drive to it Monday to Friday

38. If you have a yard, who mows it?
Usually my roommate

39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
Stuck on spaghetti sauce, prolly some sausage, a little vegitables, fish food, don't eat off of the floor, pffft.

40. How many mirrors are in your home?
5

41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
I keep it at Andy's

42. What color are your walls?
Cedar plank

43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
Wallpaper sucks, no

44. Do you have a peephole in your door?
hahah, I thought it said, "poophole". Yes.

45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
Yes, you guess what they are. (some involve explosives)

46. What kind of appliances do you have?
Nice ones.

47. Fave candle scent?
spicy/cinnamon

48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
MMMMMM, Kosher

49. Who are in the pictures you display?
Pictures?

50. What color is your favorite bible?
Let's not get into the wrongness of theology right now.

51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
LOTS

52. Ever been on your roof?

How can you resist???

52. Do you own a stereo?
four of them

53. How many tvs do you have?
3

54. How many house phones?
just cells

55. Do you have a housekeeper?
yeah, me and my roommate

56. What style do you decorate in?
decorate?
early bacheloresque

57. Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?
solid

58. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
smoke detector?

59. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
laptop, family jewels, bird
(I'm going to leave Andy's mention of the "Family Jewels" there) but in place of the bird, I'd have to rescue my snakes.

60. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
At the great dismay of my roommate

61. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
70