Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 guarantee you've never answered.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first?
It's the same length

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
Blue ink, plain old Bic pen. It can't be fine point and it can't be erasable ink. I know it sounds really picky, but it isn't. I'm left handed, so I end up with a ton of ink on the edge of my hand if the pen isn't up to those standards.

3. Look at your planner for Oct 14, what are you doing?
That's a Sunday, so I'l probably just be relaxing at home.

4. What color are your toenails usually?
Toenail colored

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?
Flavors of coffee

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?
I have blinds

7. What color are the seats in your car?
Gray

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
I had a black cat with a few white hairs, but that was years ago.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
The envelope for my rent check

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
Nope

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
I don't use the ATM

12. Whose is the last baby that you held?
My good friend Amanda's daughter, Arabella

13. Unlucky #?
I don't believe in luck or unlucky number. It's just a number.

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
No!

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?
Malibu

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
New Orleans Saints

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
3 years ago, maybe.

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
On my desktop :P

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
A shoebox

20. Last person to give you a business card?
An attorney customer of mine

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?
My condo owner, Art

22. Closest framed picture to you?
Haha, there's 7 collage frames right next to me.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
Today when I ate at work

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?
Right after Hurricane Katrina, when I was pretty much homeless and out of a job.

25. How many emails do you have a day?
Hundreds, mostly spam and forwards from my sister

26. Last time you received flowers?
About a year and a half ago

28. Do you play air guitar?
lol no

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
This ring on my finger says someone did

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
I don't drink coffee, but I do drink mochas, which consist of espresso, milk, and chocolate syrup

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?
I had to google just to figure out what that was! Nope

32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?
Shoot, I don't even know who our rivals were

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
Richard

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
Today, at work

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
Sure

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
White

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
I don't remember

39. What was the last pageant you attended?
Calvin's end of the year program last school year

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
Domino's

41. Have you ever worn a crown?
I had this stupid frilly birthday crown a few years ago. I wore it until I downed a bottle of liquor and passed out.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
Credit card slips

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?
A long long time ago

44. Are you ticklish?
YES

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
Labor Day weekend in Chicago

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
A month ago

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?
My little sister

48. Last time you parked under a carport?
July

49. Do you have a black dog?
Yep

50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?
Everyday is a midlife crisis :P Kidding, kidding

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
Aunt, 5 (soon to be 6) times over

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
One of my customers.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
No

55. Do you have a little black dress?
Nope