Tidbit's from my boring life
I like to get drunk and make out with girls
Posted 07-02-2007 at 07:41 AM by bigvic1788
That's how I roll. lmao
So I'm not really a drinker. There's one, maybe two times a year that I do drink, and since I have zero tolerance things get pretty crazy.
The last time I got drunk was, wow, over a year ago. (note to self: get a life) I was at a bar with a bunch of my fiance's co-workers (who are incidentally my co-workers now), and he was proudly showing off my talent of slamming double shots of Jäger. I think I had between 10 and 12 shots that night. I kind of lost track after a while. Needless to say, I lost the cheeseburger I ate earlier that night. I had to ride home with my eyes closed for fear I'd lose it in the car. And as soon as I had one foot out of the car and I opened my little peepers, I threw up, all over my shoe.
Wesley was kind enough to help me to bed, and left a bucket on the floor by my side. Apparently I began spewing in my sleep because the next thing I remember was waking up in mid-vomit. I finished and noticed my shirt was wet, with vomit. And so was the bed, and the carpet. Yeah, in my drunken stumble to reach for the bucket, I knocked it over, so instead of throwing up IN it I threw up ON it. It wasn't pretty.
That's how I handle my liquor.
The time before that was New Years eve, and I decided it would be a good idea to make out with someone other than my fiance, in front of tons of our friends. Yeah, real smart on my end.
And then there's the two times before that, one when my friend dared me to make out with a female friend of mine, and one when we gave an encore performance.
You can ask any of my friends what their fondest memories of me are, and you're more than likely to hear about one of these events. I had a conversation with a friend about this tonight, which was followed by a phone call from my brother's girlfriend about the first night we met (which involved lots of alcohol and my brother and I crying about our past).
Aha! Now there's a good experiment. Results to follow.........
So I'm not really a drinker. There's one, maybe two times a year that I do drink, and since I have zero tolerance things get pretty crazy.
The last time I got drunk was, wow, over a year ago. (note to self: get a life) I was at a bar with a bunch of my fiance's co-workers (who are incidentally my co-workers now), and he was proudly showing off my talent of slamming double shots of Jäger. I think I had between 10 and 12 shots that night. I kind of lost track after a while. Needless to say, I lost the cheeseburger I ate earlier that night. I had to ride home with my eyes closed for fear I'd lose it in the car. And as soon as I had one foot out of the car and I opened my little peepers, I threw up, all over my shoe.
Wesley was kind enough to help me to bed, and left a bucket on the floor by my side. Apparently I began spewing in my sleep because the next thing I remember was waking up in mid-vomit. I finished and noticed my shirt was wet, with vomit. And so was the bed, and the carpet. Yeah, in my drunken stumble to reach for the bucket, I knocked it over, so instead of throwing up IN it I threw up ON it. It wasn't pretty.
That's how I handle my liquor.
The time before that was New Years eve, and I decided it would be a good idea to make out with someone other than my fiance, in front of tons of our friends. Yeah, real smart on my end.
And then there's the two times before that, one when my friend dared me to make out with a female friend of mine, and one when we gave an encore performance.
You can ask any of my friends what their fondest memories of me are, and you're more than likely to hear about one of these events. I had a conversation with a friend about this tonight, which was followed by a phone call from my brother's girlfriend about the first night we met (which involved lots of alcohol and my brother and I crying about our past).
Aha! Now there's a good experiment. Results to follow.........
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Re: I like to get drunk and make out with girls
I used to go out a lot but then I became ill and now I rarely go out. Three times a year or something.
The most fun drunken night I have had was when I was in Spain with friends. Me and a friend went to the local bar and drank all the drinks on their list. When we started on the list for the second time we where falling off our chairs. My friend broke her glass and spilled the contence everywhere without even noticing. At that time someone in the bar (not those who worked there. They where earning good money on us) thought it would be best to follow us home. We lived 200 meters further up the road but decided that the way home was through the forrest, where we walked for ten minutes until we came to a horse farm and understood we had walked the wrong way. When we came home I was stupid enough to lie down straight away. As a result I spent quiet some time hanging over the toilet. And then fell asleep hugging the toilet (luckly just cleaned). It was a tropical night and the floor had heating. Instead of waking me up my friends where "kind" enough to take a pitcure of me.
But its still a fun memory.
Hope you get to have some fun drunken nights without getting sick or kissing someone else than your finance
Posted 07-02-2007 at 03:24 PM by ijsbeer
