Likes going to bars, asking for 54 red vanilla sticks. When the bartender says they don't have 54 red vanilla sticks, even not one, and that he doesn't even know what the heck red vanilla sticks are, he shouts at him "how come you don't know what red vanilla sticks are?! Every self-respecting pub has at least 50 red vanilla sticks, not to mention yellow ones... Do you have yellow ones?", and when the bartender says he doesn't have yellow ones either, he says she'll call the police. When he calls the police, the policeman comes and arrests the bartender, telling him that every pub must have at least 50 red vanilla sticks and 100 yellow ones, and then the bartender says that this is not a pub, this is a bar.

Yes indeed! He does it every day!