13 issues I've had quite enough of in the daily news

1. Paris Hilton
2. And young Hollywood, in a nutshell!
3. The Beckhams
4. The Gay pride parade in Jerusalem.
5. Who's marrying who or who's pregnant. God, who cares!?
6. Michael Moore
7. Climate change
8. National soccer teams
9. private life of politicians (I don't care as long as they do their duty)
10. Global warming (isn't that kinda the same as climate change?
11. Hamas
12. Religious disputes
13. Smoking or non-smoking in restaurants, it's been going on for ages here

13 Italian noodle names



1. Penne