13 ways to get out of work you don't feel like doing

1) Tell the other kids how fun whitewashing the fence is.
2) Break your leg . . . or pretend to.
3) Just flatter somebody telling how extraordinarily great he/she is at that particular type of work.
4) Cry and whine until somebody else offers to do it.
5) Flirt
6) Get arrested
7) Just don't do it until it's too late.
6) Start doing it all wrong or really badly
7) Develop a really disgusting acne and state that you cannot face the public.
8) Run and hide in the closet.
9) State that work goes against your religious beliefs.