13 ways of taking your shopping home

1. "Borrow" the Supermarket trolley.
2. Put the mountain of bags in the back of the car
3. a carry cart
4. manipulate your love interest into carrying the bags for you
5. Pay the cashier (or other store employee) to carry the bags for you.
6. Send your kids to do it. (very effective btw)
7. Take your neighbor with you and have them carry your bags.
8. Buy up the store and go live in the back
9. have the bloody lot of it delivered!