13 ways to cause your relationship to break up, without coming out and saying you want to.

1. forget the person's name, more than a few times
2. Stop taking showers so you smell bad, lol
3. Try to kiss without brushing your teeth after eating garlic
4. Play online games day and night, saying you are too busy now and have no time for anything else
5. Tell her that her mom looks sexier than she does, or tell him that his father probably has more .... stamina
6. Start seeing someone new and visit your sweetie's (??) favourite hangouts! (evil.....I know!!)
7. Stop returning their phone calls. They'll get the hint eventually.