Life is like licking honey off a thorn. . .

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Some people are like slinkies. They are worthless but make you smile when you push them down the stairs.

Fate will prevail. You just have to lean forward so she can see you.

I contend that we are both athiests. I just believe in one fewer God than you do. If you tell me why you reject the other possible Gods then I will tell you why I reject yours.