13 different ways a cat says I love you

1. Sings like a banshee to come indoors at 3 am
2. nozzles with you (mine used to anyhow!)
3. lays on your lap and snoozes!
4. licks your face in kisses
5. allows you to tickle her between the ears
6. waits for you by the front door when you're due home.
7. brings back that almost dead little sparrow and drops it at your feet
8. Brings a dead mouse/bird home for you.
9. Puts a half dissected frog on your pillow (I know it's gross, but mine did...)
10. Waits for you to get out of your armchair to let him out, then lays down on the warm spot you left there!!!
11. headbutts your hand until you rub him up