13 Rubbish Christmas prezzies

1. Socks!
2. Underwear
3. Fruitcake
4. Flannel shirt
5. Gift card for the latest diet craze
6. Kung Fu movie box set
7. Bedding (bedclothes)
8. Self-help books
9. Deodorant (what ya sayin' ?
10. Car antennae topper
11. The same present I gave YOU last year!