13 Good Reasons to Get Drunk
1. It's fun!
2. To relax
3. It makes it seem like you can ACTUALLY sing!
4. To pick up chicks.
5. To make people more attractive
6. To make room in the fridge.
7. To help you dance better . . . or at least to help you think you do.
8. Peer pressure
9. To forget for a while
10. To celebrate anything
11. To be more sociable
12. Because you just like the taste of alcohol
13. Because the weight of the world is on your shoulders and you want to drown out the screams of your conscience.

13 Silly celebrity kids names...
(and the guilty celeb please)
1. Dweezil - Frank Zappa's son