13 Good Reasons to Get Drunk
1. It's fun!
2. To relax
3. It makes it seem like you can ACTUALLY sing!
4. To pick up chicks.
5. To make people more attractive
6. To make room in the fridge.
7. To help you dance better . . . or at least to help you think you do.
8. Peer pressure
9. To forget for a while
10. To celebrate anything
11. To be more sociable
12. Because you just like the taste of alcohol! 