13 Good Reasons to Get Drunk
1. It's fun!
2. To relax
3. It makes it seem like you can ACTUALLY sing!
4. To pick up chicks.
5. To make people more attractive
6. To make room in the fridge.
7. To help you dance better . . . or at least to help you think you do.
8. Peer pressure
9. To forget for a while