13 signs you're not in Kansas anymore

1. Your best friends are a scarecrow, a tin man, and a lion.
2. You have met the people of the Lollipop Guild
3. You have been attacked by flying monkeys wearing little vests.
4. There's a yellow brick road.
5. There is a dead witch sticking out from underneath your house.
6. You were in a tornado.
7. You're a full grown woman wearing pigtails and a little blue dress with white stalkings