13 ways to quit a job

1. I'm offended by you and your funny haircut, I quit
2. I hereby re...resa...rasu...ah forget it, I quit!
3. I'm sorry boss, but your pay is higher than mine, I quit. ( and would you believe it actually happened?)
4. Hello Boss! I love my job! you pay me so well! I think I'll work here forever! NAAAAAH!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!! I QUIT!
5. You can't fire me, because I quit! (There's nothing like the classics)
6. Say everything you have in mind about the boss and the job and then apply number 5
7. Just stop going to work, they'll get the hint after a couple of days.
8. Send a letter to the boss saying: "I quit! How do you like them apples?"
9. Get a t-shirt printed with '...by the way, I QUIT' on the back. Only face ur boss front-on all day and when leaving wave goodbye and turn around.
10. Call his or her spouse and say, "Let your husband/wife know that they're lousy in the sack. Thanks. Oh! And by the way. Let him/her know I quit. Thanks and have a nice day!"