13 ways to quit a job

1. I'm offended by you and your funny haircut, I quit
2. I hereby re...resa...rasu...ah forget it, I quit!
3. I'm sorry boss, but your pay is higher than mine, I quit. ( and would you believe it actually happened?)
4. Hello Boss! I love my job! you pay me so well! I think I'll work here forever! NAAAAAH!!! APRIL FOOLS!!!! I QUIT!
5. You can't fire me, because I quit! (There's nothing like the classics)