Doesnt realize how foolish she sounds saying "passed out", all of the hip youngsters use the bodacious lingo "passed in". She does notice that there are an awful lot of people giving her strange looks out of the corner of their eyes...

And for Griffin:
Was maimed by a teddy bear that a mad scientist genetically modified to take over the world. The experiment failed with the maiming of Griffin though, because the teddy bear felt so bad about maiming him... It gave him a big hug and nearly suffocated him, that is why he acts the way he does when he gets the feeling that something cute and cuddly is stalking him.