Man, I wish I was a mod, man! That'd be the coolest!
I'd be closing threads left and right!
It'd be, like, BAM! Closed. BAM! Closed. Oh, yeeah!!
I'd even be closing my own threads, bro! That'd be the awesomest, because people would be, like, "Huh? What? Did he just close his own thread?"
Yeah, man!
Hey Nord, man, can I be a mod, please?
