Then 12 o'clock would hunt down 11 o'clock and 6 while they were in Vegas and would ensure that their time was up. The CSI team would be puzzled by the time frame of the murders and the strange elongated "hand" prints all over the place. 9 o'clock would step forward in a timely manner to shed some insight into the mind of the killer and 3.15 would decide at 4:20 to burn up the session notes when she discovered that her ZigZags were sitting at home next to her alarm clock.

If a global competiton revolved around getting to the bottom of the eternal, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood?" then...